Joseph Kuefler
Joseph Kuefler works as a Creative at Zeus Jones, specializing in things creatives do, among them wearing tight denim and making tofu rib requests. Before working at Zeus Jones, Joseph studied at the College of Visual Arts, and pursued – and failed at – his dream of rock stardom. In Joseph’s free time, he enjoys watching films, writing and constructing elaborate, fort-like structures from an assortment of blankets and bedsheets with his family.
Little known talents of Joseph
- He has an elephant’s memory
- When he sings in the forest, small mammals and baby birds gather ’round
- He is good at getting credit for things that his wife accomplishes … Don’t kid yourself, this is a rare and valuable skill
Keys to Joseph’s heart
- Food: No meat, please.
- Music: Generally … music of the hipster variety. But I swear, I am genuine … I swear!
- Experience: I could lie here, but I won’t. I spend nearly all of my time at home, doing home things … in my home.